Things not to say to a beginning driver.

• Follow them! [referring to pedestrians, animals, or cars going in the opposite direction]
• [gasp]
• Eh, nobody does that. [referring to a traffic law]
• Do you know how close you just got to that car/tree/person/etc?!?!?
• Look over there!
• Well, at least you didn't hit anything...
• A few more months of practice and you'll be good!
  

The worst thing about my school

All my friends live in towns scattered around the county.

It can take up to an hour to get to some people's houses. And my parents HATE HATE HATE driving.

Hey, at least I've become an expert in getting rides from people.