Things not to say to a beginning driver.

• Follow them! [referring to pedestrians, animals, or cars going in the opposite direction]
• [gasp]
• Eh, nobody does that. [referring to a traffic law]
• Do you know how close you just got to that car/tree/person/etc?!?!?
• Look over there!
• Well, at least you didn't hit anything...
• A few more months of practice and you'll be good!